It's just amazing. We need a whole new word. Hypocrisy doesn't even come close. HYPO-pocrisy?
You buy us (Congress) the single-payer healthcare that we loooove. But no way in hell are we gonna give you the same thing.
A Public Option? That would be competition for the insurance Giants, but we don't want competition in the open market that we are always espousing.
Gays getting married would weaken "traditional marriage" but a high profile affair on the taxpayer's dime will make their marriages stronger.
Pardon my French, but "We get single-payer pussy but it's too good for you. If a Democrat does it, it will destroy the Nation but if a Bible-thumpin-super-judgemental-ultra-christian-promise-keeper wants to get a little strange, No Problemo." WWJF?
Friday, June 26, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Rethorical Martial Arts
I'm pretty far off kilter right this minute and I need to get re-centered.
I really should learn to shut up and butt out, but, well, you know...
I got into it online with a couple of Right-Wingers, who used their Whacko/Psycho jujitsu on me. No matter what you say they turn it around (how clever), sort of like, I know you are but what am I?
Anyway here's the way it works.
I say, "Two Dogs walk into a bar."
The response is,
"What do you have against dogs? You must be a closet dogist!
"And by walk into a bar do you mean that they are unattended by their owners? What are you implying? You dog-owner Hater!
"Or are you anthropomorphising the dogs and they are walking in on their hind legs? That's against the Bible and Creationism. Dogs cannot walk or talk. Only Snakes. You pagan heathen. "Or are you implying that the dogs can open the door to the bar, or that someone's enabling them to drink even though they are obviously under-age, since no dog lives to be 21 years old. "Just like you lefties, contributing to the delinquency of minor dogs, probably so you can get them drunk, rape them, and then perform an abortion on them. You are beyond contempt!"
Not really. I feel plenty for you right now.
For the sake of common decency, I'll leave their names out of it, a courtesy I doubt that they'd extend to me.
I'll be over here trying to get my head back together.
Kisses.
I really should learn to shut up and butt out, but, well, you know...
I got into it online with a couple of Right-Wingers, who used their Whacko/Psycho jujitsu on me. No matter what you say they turn it around (how clever), sort of like, I know you are but what am I?
Anyway here's the way it works.
I say, "Two Dogs walk into a bar."
The response is,
"What do you have against dogs? You must be a closet dogist!
"And by walk into a bar do you mean that they are unattended by their owners? What are you implying? You dog-owner Hater!
"Or are you anthropomorphising the dogs and they are walking in on their hind legs? That's against the Bible and Creationism. Dogs cannot walk or talk. Only Snakes. You pagan heathen. "Or are you implying that the dogs can open the door to the bar, or that someone's enabling them to drink even though they are obviously under-age, since no dog lives to be 21 years old. "Just like you lefties, contributing to the delinquency of minor dogs, probably so you can get them drunk, rape them, and then perform an abortion on them. You are beyond contempt!"
Not really. I feel plenty for you right now.
For the sake of common decency, I'll leave their names out of it, a courtesy I doubt that they'd extend to me.
I'll be over here trying to get my head back together.
Kisses.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Incredible
Newt says Obama has already failed. I guess we're supposed to take his word for it since he's an expert. Can you say disgraced former speaker...?
I'm curious, what kinda chick thinks that grey haired has-beens are good cheatin' material?
Apparently it takes three wives to make a man see the light and become a Catholic. WFT???
Now Newt's praising Palin. I guess he wants to keep up a high level of competition for the next Prez race. Sorta like keeping the losers on the island in Survivor.
You can cut the irony with a handgun in church.
I'm curious, what kinda chick thinks that grey haired has-beens are good cheatin' material?
Apparently it takes three wives to make a man see the light and become a Catholic. WFT???
Now Newt's praising Palin. I guess he wants to keep up a high level of competition for the next Prez race. Sorta like keeping the losers on the island in Survivor.
You can cut the irony with a handgun in church.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Karma
Busy week, I actually rode my bike from work (about 7.5 miles) At first I thought I'd bitten off too much, but then it became fun. My bike needs some adjustments.
Baby sitting for a friend's Italian greyhound, Sammy. He's a handful. He's made a couple of circuits of Cheeseman with Big and I. He likes the excersize. I'm a responsible owner and I pick-up after my dogs (with a bio-bag) and while I'm retrieving the doo, I find there are a lot of owners not quite so responsible. I usually pick up a bunch of their shite at the same time. Maybe it will help them learn, more likley it will just clean up the stuff.
I'm calling it "Pooing it Forward".
Baby sitting for a friend's Italian greyhound, Sammy. He's a handful. He's made a couple of circuits of Cheeseman with Big and I. He likes the excersize. I'm a responsible owner and I pick-up after my dogs (with a bio-bag) and while I'm retrieving the doo, I find there are a lot of owners not quite so responsible. I usually pick up a bunch of their shite at the same time. Maybe it will help them learn, more likley it will just clean up the stuff.
I'm calling it "Pooing it Forward".
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