can't even think the word "Kundalini" without giggling inside a little. It sounds like pasta in the shape of...?
Why don't the homeless use those shopping carts with the little vehicle on the front for kids, that way they'd have a car to sleep in.
I'm gonna become an insult comic and call myself "The Burn Unit"
My colonoscopy was sucessful. They removed 3 Roves and a Cheney. Sure, it hurts but I smell MUCH better.
The Buddha walks up to a tofu-dog vendor and says, "Make me ONE WITH EVERYTHING" "Wait, hold the green peppers, they give me the gas.
I just saw a beautiful Barnacle. A face that lunched a thousand ships.
All I need to know is: How did Sotomayor rule on Portia deRossi?
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
More Stuff
I'm trying to make sense of it all. All the people who claimed they were the "Good" guys and were telling the truth, were lying. All the people who wanted to know the truth were lying, but it turns out really telling the truth. I just want someone to go to jail. George? You get 24 hour security in a federal facility. Dick? It's LIKE an undisclosed location.
W just wanted to PLAY spy and soldier and president and decider guy and big banker, but he didn't feel like cleaning up his toys when he was done playing. See? This is why mom tells you to clean up after yourself. (Well, not Bush's mom. Why should she trouble her beautiful mind?)
W just wanted to PLAY spy and soldier and president and decider guy and big banker, but he didn't feel like cleaning up his toys when he was done playing. See? This is why mom tells you to clean up after yourself. (Well, not Bush's mom. Why should she trouble her beautiful mind?)
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Random Thoughts (I still get em')
I suppose that if I keep paying attention to all the bu11sh1t, I'll become just as crazy as the rest of the world. Meditate. "Be still and know that I am god"
The republic(an)s currently hold places 1-10 in the Pillsbury Whacko-Off. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. (HSThompson)
Astronomy students can learn from Palin. Supernova, implosion, Black Hole.
Happy Independence Day! Remember the freedoms our brave soldiers fought for. The freedom for Goldman Sachs to rob the American people blind. (Or substitute Chase, Haliburton, Universal Health, Big Pharma, etc.) The freedom to have ALL of your corespondence monitored, and the freedom to start wars for no reason and torture people while telling the rest of the world what to do because we're moral. Peace
Wow. The future of the Republic Party has: Gone hiking in the bush in Argentina and gone running for the Mt McKinleys, to affect change from "outside the government". All that's left are Newt, McCain (where's my pudding), Gingrich, that Orange Guy, and Napolean Dynamite Cantor. Maybe Jindal will win on a game show and turn it all around.
One person can make a difference. One thought can make a difference. So, the thought of the day: Stop thinking once in a while.
Watching O'Reilly Rave about Al Franken is like sitting in the front row at a Gallagher show. When his head blows up,you'd better be covered by a tarp so you're not all covered with sh*t.
7 out of 10 republicans STILL say they'd vote for Sarah Palin in 2012. There are still 10 republicans?
When I took my dogs out this morning, they walk up to me and offer their necks for me to put on their leashes.Most natural thing in the world. I had a sad thought. Was (is) this the way people are conditioned in slavery? Happy thought: you can't chain anyone's mind. Peace
Thursday is Prince Spaghetti day and time to bike to work. Thinking about quitting my job to teach others not to be quitters, then off to hike the Appalgentinian trail to teach family values, then maybe off to a men's room in an airport to s*ck a d*ck to show my disapproval of the Gay-lifestyle, then some Prayin' to cure the "Racism" of MJ and Sotomayor. Then the sleep of the righteous.
Okay, I tried to ignore the stupid people and they didn't go away. Now What?
The republic(an)s currently hold places 1-10 in the Pillsbury Whacko-Off. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. (HSThompson)
Astronomy students can learn from Palin. Supernova, implosion, Black Hole.
Happy Independence Day! Remember the freedoms our brave soldiers fought for. The freedom for Goldman Sachs to rob the American people blind. (Or substitute Chase, Haliburton, Universal Health, Big Pharma, etc.) The freedom to have ALL of your corespondence monitored, and the freedom to start wars for no reason and torture people while telling the rest of the world what to do because we're moral. Peace
Wow. The future of the Republic Party has: Gone hiking in the bush in Argentina and gone running for the Mt McKinleys, to affect change from "outside the government". All that's left are Newt, McCain (where's my pudding), Gingrich, that Orange Guy, and Napolean Dynamite Cantor. Maybe Jindal will win on a game show and turn it all around.
One person can make a difference. One thought can make a difference. So, the thought of the day: Stop thinking once in a while.
Watching O'Reilly Rave about Al Franken is like sitting in the front row at a Gallagher show. When his head blows up,you'd better be covered by a tarp so you're not all covered with sh*t.
7 out of 10 republicans STILL say they'd vote for Sarah Palin in 2012. There are still 10 republicans?
When I took my dogs out this morning, they walk up to me and offer their necks for me to put on their leashes.Most natural thing in the world. I had a sad thought. Was (is) this the way people are conditioned in slavery? Happy thought: you can't chain anyone's mind. Peace
Thursday is Prince Spaghetti day and time to bike to work. Thinking about quitting my job to teach others not to be quitters, then off to hike the Appalgentinian trail to teach family values, then maybe off to a men's room in an airport to s*ck a d*ck to show my disapproval of the Gay-lifestyle, then some Prayin' to cure the "Racism" of MJ and Sotomayor. Then the sleep of the righteous.
Okay, I tried to ignore the stupid people and they didn't go away. Now What?
Friday, June 26, 2009
Head Spinning
It's just amazing. We need a whole new word. Hypocrisy doesn't even come close. HYPO-pocrisy?
You buy us (Congress) the single-payer healthcare that we loooove. But no way in hell are we gonna give you the same thing.
A Public Option? That would be competition for the insurance Giants, but we don't want competition in the open market that we are always espousing.
Gays getting married would weaken "traditional marriage" but a high profile affair on the taxpayer's dime will make their marriages stronger.
Pardon my French, but "We get single-payer pussy but it's too good for you. If a Democrat does it, it will destroy the Nation but if a Bible-thumpin-super-judgemental-ultra-christian-promise-keeper wants to get a little strange, No Problemo." WWJF?
You buy us (Congress) the single-payer healthcare that we loooove. But no way in hell are we gonna give you the same thing.
A Public Option? That would be competition for the insurance Giants, but we don't want competition in the open market that we are always espousing.
Gays getting married would weaken "traditional marriage" but a high profile affair on the taxpayer's dime will make their marriages stronger.
Pardon my French, but "We get single-payer pussy but it's too good for you. If a Democrat does it, it will destroy the Nation but if a Bible-thumpin-super-judgemental-ultra-christian-promise-keeper wants to get a little strange, No Problemo." WWJF?
Friday, June 12, 2009
Rethorical Martial Arts
I'm pretty far off kilter right this minute and I need to get re-centered.
I really should learn to shut up and butt out, but, well, you know...
I got into it online with a couple of Right-Wingers, who used their Whacko/Psycho jujitsu on me. No matter what you say they turn it around (how clever), sort of like, I know you are but what am I?
Anyway here's the way it works.
I say, "Two Dogs walk into a bar."
The response is,
"What do you have against dogs? You must be a closet dogist!
"And by walk into a bar do you mean that they are unattended by their owners? What are you implying? You dog-owner Hater!
"Or are you anthropomorphising the dogs and they are walking in on their hind legs? That's against the Bible and Creationism. Dogs cannot walk or talk. Only Snakes. You pagan heathen. "Or are you implying that the dogs can open the door to the bar, or that someone's enabling them to drink even though they are obviously under-age, since no dog lives to be 21 years old. "Just like you lefties, contributing to the delinquency of minor dogs, probably so you can get them drunk, rape them, and then perform an abortion on them. You are beyond contempt!"
Not really. I feel plenty for you right now.
For the sake of common decency, I'll leave their names out of it, a courtesy I doubt that they'd extend to me.
I'll be over here trying to get my head back together.
Kisses.
I really should learn to shut up and butt out, but, well, you know...
I got into it online with a couple of Right-Wingers, who used their Whacko/Psycho jujitsu on me. No matter what you say they turn it around (how clever), sort of like, I know you are but what am I?
Anyway here's the way it works.
I say, "Two Dogs walk into a bar."
The response is,
"What do you have against dogs? You must be a closet dogist!
"And by walk into a bar do you mean that they are unattended by their owners? What are you implying? You dog-owner Hater!
"Or are you anthropomorphising the dogs and they are walking in on their hind legs? That's against the Bible and Creationism. Dogs cannot walk or talk. Only Snakes. You pagan heathen. "Or are you implying that the dogs can open the door to the bar, or that someone's enabling them to drink even though they are obviously under-age, since no dog lives to be 21 years old. "Just like you lefties, contributing to the delinquency of minor dogs, probably so you can get them drunk, rape them, and then perform an abortion on them. You are beyond contempt!"
Not really. I feel plenty for you right now.
For the sake of common decency, I'll leave their names out of it, a courtesy I doubt that they'd extend to me.
I'll be over here trying to get my head back together.
Kisses.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Incredible
Newt says Obama has already failed. I guess we're supposed to take his word for it since he's an expert. Can you say disgraced former speaker...?
I'm curious, what kinda chick thinks that grey haired has-beens are good cheatin' material?
Apparently it takes three wives to make a man see the light and become a Catholic. WFT???
Now Newt's praising Palin. I guess he wants to keep up a high level of competition for the next Prez race. Sorta like keeping the losers on the island in Survivor.
You can cut the irony with a handgun in church.
I'm curious, what kinda chick thinks that grey haired has-beens are good cheatin' material?
Apparently it takes three wives to make a man see the light and become a Catholic. WFT???
Now Newt's praising Palin. I guess he wants to keep up a high level of competition for the next Prez race. Sorta like keeping the losers on the island in Survivor.
You can cut the irony with a handgun in church.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Karma
Busy week, I actually rode my bike from work (about 7.5 miles) At first I thought I'd bitten off too much, but then it became fun. My bike needs some adjustments.
Baby sitting for a friend's Italian greyhound, Sammy. He's a handful. He's made a couple of circuits of Cheeseman with Big and I. He likes the excersize. I'm a responsible owner and I pick-up after my dogs (with a bio-bag) and while I'm retrieving the doo, I find there are a lot of owners not quite so responsible. I usually pick up a bunch of their shite at the same time. Maybe it will help them learn, more likley it will just clean up the stuff.
I'm calling it "Pooing it Forward".
Baby sitting for a friend's Italian greyhound, Sammy. He's a handful. He's made a couple of circuits of Cheeseman with Big and I. He likes the excersize. I'm a responsible owner and I pick-up after my dogs (with a bio-bag) and while I'm retrieving the doo, I find there are a lot of owners not quite so responsible. I usually pick up a bunch of their shite at the same time. Maybe it will help them learn, more likley it will just clean up the stuff.
I'm calling it "Pooing it Forward".
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